The Evangelical AtheistThe Evangelical AtheistThe Evangelical Atheist by MensjeDeZeemeermin
The long flow of logic flowed into a twist
That makes rhyme and reason both cease and desist.
Religion and piety yet still persist.
Thus: Evangelical Atheist.
In all sorts of places, he'll raise his own stink
Obsessed with our graces, what other folks think.
Our calm and our prayers both cause him to grieve.
He gets so upset at what WE still believe!
You cannot comfort him, give balm to his fears.
You try to speak with him, he shutters his ears.
His thoughts are unclear, his true cause unseen.
You ask explanation, and he gets obscene!
You pity his misery, pray for his soul.
He screams and tries to drag you in HIS hole.
He can't stand you having what he knows he's missed.
Poor Evangelical Atheist!
In just one short century, brutal and thrilling,
The Atheists caught up with 'religious' killing.
They claim unbelief, but it's true, sad to tell
They stoke the world's grief and turn it into Hell.
They'll cite Richard Dawkins, point to his degree
But cannot pers